Road Cone Intelligence
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008I’m an idiot and I bet you are too.
I’m not trying to be mean, I’m being real. How dumb are we?
A huge mirror broke in the living room of the beach house my family was staying at a few weeks ago. Shards of glass were everywhere. And, worried about our kids, my wife and I quickly began picking up the sharp pieces—with our bare hands.
Both of us said, “We probably should wait for the glass cleanup specialist toarrive at the house. But, both of us continued to risk our digits while we sequestered the youngn’s (I always wanted to say that, but never found it proper till I blogged about my own stupidity) in the back room.
So, carefully we stacked the large razor-sharp daggers of glass into boxes and trash cans. We seemingly got good at after just a bit of practice. But, then, my wife unknowingly backed into a box, and when she turned around, a long sword-like piece of glass stabbed her in the shin.
I saw the entire accident. I saw the shiny tip rising out of the corner—like a bored meat-hook waiting to puncture its prey. I saw my wife hop out the front door in pain. I followed. And, I even thought, “Watch out Todd, that’s awfully dangerous and it needs to be moved immediately.” But, “Naw.”
Of course, my wife said, “grab me a towel”. I didn’t hesitate. Quickly I turned back toward the kitchen.
Yea, you guessed it. Slice. That damn thing got me too—a big chunk of snarly leg hair with it.
How dumb am I?
And, isn’t this a lesson in life somehow?
Isn’t the point of life to keep learning? Yet, somehow our own programing pulls us into places where we think we “get it.” We think, at certain points of life, “I’ve come to a secure level of understanding.” And, although the world has many sharp objects, obstacles, and challenges, for some reason, the human race tends to believe that because they’ve experienced enough of life, that they can stop learning.
C’mon, why change our behavior because we’ve learned something new, right?
Sure, maybe we do hold onto the information we pick up along the way. Maybe we do practice “self-speak” and tell ourselves, “we should change our behavior because I’ve learned that another behavior is much more effective than the one I’m about to do.” Yet, we don’t change. Why?
Ironically the evolved human is the one who realizes we will continue to evolve. Sadly, I must not have evolved yet—because right about now I’m sharing intelligence scores with orange road cones, waiting along tight construction zones to be whacked by a semi truck.
I can imagine the conversations between road cones now, “Hey guys, we should probably move because standing here is dangerous. But, then again, Naw!”